Mirror, mirror on the wall
Once you were my friend
I loved the way you made me look
Whatever was the trend.
Mirror, mirror on the wall
No matter my style of hair
Every time I looked at you
A handsome stud was there.
Mirror, mirror on the wall
I led a busy life
And what you’re showing me today
Cuts me like a knife.
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Why couldn’t you be kinder
As I changed from that to this
I’d have liked a reminder.
Mirror, mirror off the wall
You’ve bullied me enough
You can’t disgrace me any more
As I stand here in the buff.
Mirror, mirror on the floor
My nickname is the Slammer
Soon you will have lots of parts
Meet my friend The Hammer.
By ron unruh
