Sunday, February 26, 2012


Yesterday’s sale went so well that I have written a book, available soon at Chapters. The sunny sky on the cover is just a ruse. Among the real secrets to success are (1) Choose the most inclement weather possible. (2) Count upon habitual sale enthusiasts and addicts. (3) Have a daughter in law secretly promote the sale on Craig’s list. (4) Offer crap because that’s what people want most. (5) Don’t worry about stuff left over, because Penny Pinchers and Sally Ann will accept the rest. (5) Be happy with $130 for your $600 worth of OK used goods. (6) Have a son in law who will stand with you in below zero weather. (7) Enjoy good friends popping by for a chat.

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